Sorry, I'm Not Sorry

let ArrayOfOne = []
let NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated=10;//LOL - you thought there'd be 10!
let PictureOfTheObjectInUse;
let ObjectFileOfStupidlySmallBirb;//take note: make your objects bigger or they turn to crap when you zip them. This little birbs wings get torn off
function preload() {//because postLoad doesn't work
	ObjectFileOfStupidlySmallBirb = loadModel("/assets/borb.obj");
  PictureOfTheObjectInUse = loadImage("/assets/Screen%20Shot%202022-01-22%20at%205.10.10%20PM.png")
  ArrayOfOne.push(new OfNoClass());
}
function setup(){
  createCanvas(windowWidth,windowHeight,WEBGL);//This is the canvas I make for the purpose of normal texture eye pain 
  TheColorOfBatman=1
}
function draw(){
  TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking = frameCount/100
  scale(TWO_PI/10,TWO_PI/10,TWO_PI/10)//A TENTH OF TAU
  background(TheColorOfBatman)
  orbitControl()//I see no orbit control with this. Where is the apogee?Perigee? what are the foci of my orbit? 
  normalMaterial()//is not so normal - ya basic!
  for(let IndexOfLoop=0;IndexOfLoop<NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated;IndexOfLoop++){
    push()//push it!
    translate(-height/2+height/NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated*IndexOfLoop,0,0)
    cylinder(5,height,5)
    pop()//once you pop, you just can't something or other
    push()
    translate(-height/2+height/NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated*IndexOfLoop,0,-height)
    cylinder(5,height,5)
    pop()
    push()
    translate(-height/2+0,0,-height/NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated*IndexOfLoop)
    cylinder(5,height,5)
    pop()
    push()
    translate(-height/2+height,0,-height/NumberOfBarsToWhichAreCreated*IndexOfLoop)
    cylinder(5,height,5)
    pop()
  }
  push()
  rotateX(PI/2+TWO_PI)//DOES THIS HURT? 
  rotateZ(PI/2)
  translate(-height/2,height/2-height/2,-height/2)
  plane(height)
  pop()
  push()
  rotateX(PI/2)
  rotateZ(PI/2)
  translate(-height/2,height/2-height/2,height/2)
  plane(height)
  pop()
  console.log("");//log rolls over in pairs and down the stairs or something
  for(let IndexOfIdleness = 0; IndexOfIdleness<100;IndexOfIdleness++){
  }
  push()
  
  translate(height/3,height/3,0)
  push()
  translate(-height/2+width*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking/5),-height/2+width*cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking/5),-height/2+width/cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5)
  rotateY(PI/2+TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)
	rotateZ(PI-TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)
  angleMode(DEGREES)//mwhaahaahaa
  angleMode(RADIANS)//hehe
	scale(50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking))
  ArrayOfOne[0].display();
  pop()
  push()
  translate(-height/2+-width*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking/2)/5,-height/2+-width*cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5,-height/2+-width/cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5)
  rotateY(PI/2+TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	rotateZ(PI-TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	scale(50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking))
  ArrayOfOne[0].display();
  pop()
  push()
  translate(-height/2+-width*cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking/2)/5,-height/2+-width*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5,-height/2+-width/cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5)
  rotateY(PI/2-TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	rotateZ(PI+TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	scale(50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking))
  ArrayOfOne[0].display();
  pop()
  push()
  translate(-height/2+-width*cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking/2)/5,-height/2+-width*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5,-height/2+-width*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)*cos(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)/5)
  rotateY(PI/2-TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	rotateZ(PI+TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
	scale(50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking), 50+25*sin(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking))
  ArrayOfOne[0].display();
  pop()
  pop()
  console.log(";")//give them their semicolons.
  FunctionOfNoFunction(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking);
  push()
  rotateX(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)
  rotateZ(TimeIsRelativeYetKeepsTicking)
  texture(PictureOfTheObjectInUse)
  sphere(1000,24,12)
  pop()
}

function FunctionOfNoFunction(SomethingForNothing){
  
}

class OfNoClass{
  constructor(){
    this.x=0
    this.y=0
  }
  display(){
    translate(this.x,this.y)
    model(ObjectFileOfStupidlySmallBirb)
  }
  move(){
  }
}